Are You at a Gay Pool Party and Don't Know It?
By Neal Broverman
Buzzfeed, the arbiter of useless yet fun lists, has a new one and it's pretty spot-on: "20 Signs You're at a Gay Pool Party."
'Tis the time to wear a tiny bathing suit, feel a little body-shame, drink too much under the hot sun, and maybe meet the man of your dreams across a crystalline pool. Of course, it helps if you knew all the fellas there were on the same mission. Some of our favorite "signs" from Buzzfeed:
3) There is plenty of food, but no one eats.
6) The hot tub is packed.
8) You have 4% body fat, but feel fat.
13) Someone will ask, 'Who's place is this anyway?'
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