Are You at a Gay Pool Party and Don't Know It?

7.17.2013

By Neal Broverman

There are some instant giveaways, according to Buzzfeed.

Buzzfeed, the arbiter of useless yet fun lists, has a new one and it's pretty spot-on: "20 Signs You're at a Gay Pool Party."

'Tis the time to wear a tiny bathing suit, feel a little body-shame, drink too much under the hot sun, and maybe meet the man of your dreams across a crystalline pool. Of course, it helps if you knew all the fellas there were on the same mission. Some of our favorite "signs" from Buzzfeed:

3) There is plenty of food, but no one eats.

6) The hot tub is packed.

8) You have 4% body fat, but feel fat.

13) Someone will ask, 'Who's place is this anyway?'

Click here for the full list.

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