The 13 Gayest Items in the SkyMall Catalog

3.31.2014

By Neal Broverman

We've all strummed through a worn, greasy copy of the SkyMall catalog and marveled at its oddities. But have you noticed how gay it is?

It feels like we've been staring at this ginger goddess since the days of the Wright brothers — she totally outshines that lame neckbrace with her perfect make-up job. This model vaguely looks like a Golden Girls guest-star. Wait, did she play Georgia Wilkes, Blanche's scheming cousin, in season three?

This is the kind of item you would only see at a cheap Key West bed-and-breakfast or maybe a clothing-optional men's resort on Kauai. Wherever you see decorative toilet flush handles, you know you've entered a classy place.

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