Bora Bora? More Like Boring Boring, says Sharon Osbourne
"Ozzy and I went to Bora Bora and we hated it so much we renamed it Boring, Boring. It was so dull! We were staying in one of those little huts that are built into the ocean with a glass bottom. It was so boring even the fish didn't bother to swim by." So says our favorite celeb tv reality star, in the "Hell" part of an interview in The Telegraph's excellent "Heaven and Hell" travel series. Sharon adds: "There was nothing to do, everyone spoke French and the food was c***, too".
Ozzy's long-suffering and ridiculously lovable wife Sharon says that the worst hotel the pair ever stayed in was when they first got together and on tour all the time: "We used to have to stay in hideous bed-and-breakfasts all the time. I remember we arrived at one and our room had eight single beds in it and the walls were damp."
Sharon says she avoids cruise ships like the plague: "One of the worst trips we went on was taking the QE2 to New York. It was hideous. You had to sit at the same table with the same people for every meal. There was no bloody escape."
And says their best ever vacation was when the whole family went to Hawaii in 2010, and names the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc at Cap d'Antibes in France as the best hotel ever. "It's right on the edge of a cliff, so you can look out on the ocean. The pool is amazing, the food is divine and it's really romantic, too."