An Exclusive Aaron Schock Shocker!

Congressman Aaron Schock (R - Illinois) shocked the nation this week with his sudden resignation amidst ethics allegations of uncontrollable spending. The main points of scrutiny? his six-figure Downton Abbey-inspired office redo and extravagant travel expenses with his male assistant or "assistant" all documented on his now-private Instagram account. Luckily, before he snapped his profile closed, OutTraveler obtained some unbelievable updates you won't want to miss:

Check out my new office. Apparently it looks like some tv show called Downton Abbey that I've never even seen. So who ever is spreading those rumors stop being a total Edith, ok?

Here's that photo with Ariana Grande everyone is fussing about.

And here's a photo with me and a Taco Bell Burrito Grande.

You have probably seen this one of me dancing the tango in Buenos Aires.

Here I am dancing the tango again, this time with Antonio Banderas.

Here I am warming up for some sporting event I did last year in Cleveland.

This one of me surfing in Hawaii got a lot of attention.

Here I am surfing the Internet at home. And showing off my pecs. 

Nobody ever focuses on the good work I've done. Here I am in a prison shower recycling misplaced bars of soap in an effort to cut down on waste.

Remember when I was king of the world?