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Things Not To Try And Take Through Airport Security #37

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A seasoned traveler likes to take his or her favorite toiletries with them on trips, and we're all used to the rules on what you can and can't take through security in your carry-on, right?

So, fans of a rather nice little bar of dermatologically tested, vegan soap called "Periodic Table" would be just fine packing a couple of bricks of it along with their moisturizer, you'd think. Except the element this one is modeled on is Uranium, and has that logo and number on the front. And glows in the dark; a nice luminous scary green glow, to be exact.

So, good luck trying to argue that it doesn't break any flight rules, when you're holding up the line at the security check. And if you don't get it confiscated, please refrain from using it in the restrooms on a night flight, ok?

 

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A seasoned traveler likes to take his or her favorite toiletries with them on trips, and we're all used to the rules on what you can and can't take through security in your carry-on, right?

So, fans of a rather nice little bar of dermatologically tested, vegan soap called "Periodic Table" would be just fine packing a couple of bricks of it along with their moisturizer, you'd think. Except the element this one is modeled on is Uranium, and has that logo and number on the front. And glows in the dark; a nice luminous scary green glow, to be exact.

So, good luck trying to argue that it doesn't break any flight rules, when you're holding up the line at the security check. And if you don't get it confiscated, please refrain from using it in the restrooms on a night flight, ok?

 

A seasoned traveler likes to take his or her favorite toiletries with them on trips, and we're all used to the rules on what you can and can't take through security in your carry-on, right?

So, fans of a rather nice little bar of dermatologically tested, vegan soap called "Periodic Table" would be just fine packing a couple of bricks of it along with their moisturizer, you'd think. Except the element this one is modeled on is Uranium, and has that logo and number on the front. And glows in the dark; a nice luminous scary green glow, to be exact.

So, good luck trying to argue that it doesn't break any flight rules, when you're holding up the line at the security check. And if you don't get it confiscated, please refrain from using it in the restrooms on a night flight, ok?

 

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