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Bhutan: Land of the Thunder Dragon

 

Call us a sucker for sexy ethnography and charts, or just call us gay men, but we've always wondered if those penis stereotypes hold true round the world. You know the ones. And try as we might, field research only gets one so far.

Behold! A statically-derived* compilation of just who has the biggest basket from Colombia to the Congo. Surprise, surprise — all those "Hung-ary" jokes aren't really that tongue in cheek. Guess Bel Ami was on to something...

Happy Friday!

*stats and charts come from The World Penis Average Studies Database and although they list plenty of resources, their methodology is as scant as the eye candy is plentiful. In other words, this is all for funs. As that old proverb goes, a cock in the hand is better than two-inches more across a continent (or something). 

Bhutan-Travel-Penis-2011

Bhutan: Land of the Thunder Dragon

 

Call us a sucker for sexy ethnography and charts, or just call us gay men, but we've always wondered if those penis stereotypes hold true round the world. You know the ones. And try as we might, field research only gets one so far.

Behold! A statically-derived* compilation of just who has the biggest basket from Colombia to the Congo. Surprise, surprise — all those "Hung-ary" jokes aren't really that tongue in cheek. Guess Bel Ami was on to something...

Happy Friday!

*stats and charts come from The World Penis Average Studies Database and although they list plenty of resources, their methodology is as scant as the eye candy is plentiful. In other words, this is all for funs. As that old proverb goes, a cock in the hand is better than two-inches more across a continent (or something). 

 

NOTE:  MEASUREMENTS IN CENTIMETERS

1 inch = 2.54 centimeters so...

10 cm = 3.94 inches
12 cm = 4.72 inches
14 cm = 5.51 inches
16 cm = 6.03 inches
18 cm = 7.09 inches
20 cm = 7.87 inches
22 cm = 8.67 inches
24 cm = 9.45 inches
26 cm = 10.24 inches
28 cm = 11.02 inches 
30 cm = a joke 

 







 

USA vs. THE WORLD

 

 

COLOMBIA

 

VENEZUELA

 

LEBANON

ECUADOR

 

CONGO

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