John Waters Wants to Open a Sex Club in Provincetown

It’s almost Christmas time, and for John Waters, that means buying hazardous toys for his nieces and nephews to try not to choke on. It also means touring across 18 cities his live comedy show, A John Waters Christmas.

The filmmaker recently stopped by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to talk about his holiday plans. He also reevaluated his Christmas wishes. One such wish is for a new sex club in Provincetown that involves gay men and lesbians having sex with each other for a new strain of heterosexuality. The farfetched idea is worth seeing Colbert blush on live television.

Watch John Waters discuss his Christmas wish below: