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Provincetown’s Crown & Anchor: Get Naughty, Not Nice with The Petty Four Holiday Show

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Embark on an unforgettable journey into the heart of Holly Folly this weekend in Provincetown, where a holiday extravaganza awaits—promising a show that's not only delightfully nasty and naughty but also sweet enough to leave you with a cavity and a heart full of festive joy!

“Twas the week of holly folly
right here in Provincetown,
and four desserts turned girl group
were ready to tear the house down
You see what they had needed,
was something so great.
Could they find the meaning of Christmas
before it was too late?”

Written by Jacques Lamarre

A BRAND NEW MUSICAL COMES TO PROVINCETOWN from the creators of the 2023 hit show DIVA.

Get ready to unwrap the sweetest treat this holiday season at Provincetown's iconic Crown & Anchor! Known for being the ultimate hotspot for queers, this festive haven is about to serve up a heaping slice of holiday joy that'll have you laughing 'till your Christmas stockings fall off.

From November 24 to December 2, The Paramount at Crown & Anchor will be the stage for a spectacular holiday extravaganza that's bound to have you saying, "Sleigh, queen!" Join us for the kickoff of Holly Folly weekend, where four show-stopping drag queens are on a mission to discover the true meaning of Christmas.

Meet Delta Miles, Roxy Pops, Joao Santos, and Qya Cristal, the fabulous quartet bringing you a holiday redemption story that's sweeter than a candy cane. Picture this: four desserts turned girl group, stuck in performance purgatory, desperately trying to unwrap the secrets of the season. They're not just nasty and naughty; they'll have you smiling so much, you'll risk getting a cavity! Get ready for THE PETTY FOUR: Just Desserts Holiday Tour!

These dazzling desserts, formerly banished from the North Pole for their bratty antics, are now on a worldwide quest for holiday cheer. It's been 300 years of touring, and the final night is upon us. Will the Petty Four find the true meaning of Christmas and the holiday cheer they need to return home, or will they run out of time faster than Santa down a chimney?

Join Qya Cristál as Lulu Lemon, Roxy Pops as Peachez N Cream, João Santos as Violet Blueberry, and Delta Miles as Ramada Razzberry for Provincetown's freshest holiday musical: The Petty Four: Just Desserts Tour! Get a sneak peek of the holiday hilarity that's dashing its way to Provincetown on a festive sleigh.

Get ready for an evening filled with outrageous comedy, sugar plum sweet vocals, and choreography so sickening it should come with a prescription! In glamorous drag and with all the festive flair, The Petty Fours: Just Desserts Holiday Tour promises to be the perfect show to make your yuletide gay and kick off a riotous and joyful holiday season. Don't miss the chance to be part of the sweetest celebration in Provincetown!

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