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EgyptAir Publishes the Most INSANE Fake Drew Barrymore Interview

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"Despite being unstable in her relationships most of her life..."

Besides being riddled with grammatical mistakes and nonsensical sentences, EgyptAir's in-flight magazine went ahead and published an interview with Drew Barrymore. The article is attributed to writer (?) Aida Tekla who writes that Barrymore has now retired from the entertainent industry—despite introducing her as the star of the Santa Clarita Diet. The interview was discovered by writer and political analyst Adam Baron who snapped pics of these amazing excerpts. 

Despite being unstable in her relationships most of her life, despite the several unsuccessful marriages and despite the busy life of stardom that dominated her life for several years; the beautiful American Hollywood actress Drew Barrymore has recently decided to temporary take an unlimited vacation to play her most crucial role as a mother...

It is known that Barrymore has had almost 17 relationships, engagements and marriages; psychologist believe that her behavior is only natural since she lacked the male role model in her life after her parents' divorce when she was only 9 years. Ever since that time, she has been subconsciously seeking attention and care from a male figure; but unfortunately things do not always go as planned and she has not yet succeeded in any relationship for various reasons.

Tekla asks Barrymore about parenting.

Despite their young ages that do not exceed 5 years, they know the name of the American President, the names of Presidents and Kings of some major countries and the names of several substantial figures in the political scene.

Probably the most offensive and ridiculous question comes when Barrymore is asked about gaining weight after giving birth, and instead of being super-offended the star seems relatively calm, albeit, not making total sense. 

I feel overwhelmed when someone tells me that I have regained my image and managed to lose that extra weight, especially that I felt depressed due to the significant increase in my weight after delivering Frankie. However, I find this a great opportunity to encourage every woman who is overweight to work on regaining her beauty and body, especially that it is not as hard as one may think; it is all about determination and following the appropriate diet under the supervision of a physician.

Barrymore's PR team (God bless them for the overtime they are putting in) has denied that this interview took place. 

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