A Southwest flight attendant, clad in khaki short and a patriotic tie, had his fliers in his stitches on a recent San Francisco-to-Chicago flight. Passengers are led into the seatbelt demonstration with the flight attendant declaring, “And that seatbelt needs to be low and tight across your hip just like the hot pink speedo that I’m gonna wear when I finally get three of us to a hotel hot tub tonight.” That's just the beginning of a monologue that references fashion, Martha Stewart, and
Bye, Bye Birdie
. Watch the video below. Is this comedian better than
Southwest's legendary female funny lady?