Kimpton Hotels Says Ho-Ho-Homo to You and Your Pets
We all know how the gays feel about their pets. Those who don't nab themselves a few gaybies often substitute parenting with petting...much like Oprah. And that means come December, a menagerie of animals grace the gays' holiday cards. This year, forgo the stressful trick-your-dog-into-sitting-by-the-poinsettia routine and instead let your pup pose on the lap of Santa Paws. From 2pm to 4pm on Dec. 11 and 12, select Kimpton Hotels across the country will stage a free Christmas photo shoot for you and your little furry thing, complete with water bowls, treats and toys. Remember to bring your camera to capture your pet's best angles with Santa Paws, and pray it doesn't -- like some naughty children -- pee on his leg.
-- PHILLIP B. CROOK