Cristiano Ronaldo's Home Town Erected a Statue With an Erection in His Honor

I'm not gonna lie - this isn't a terrible way to be remembered. 

Cristiano Ronaldo's home town of Madeira unveiled a massive sculpture of the sexy soccer player this week, however his massive chiseled bulge seems to be getting most of the attention. The sculptor (who most certainly is a gay male) seems to have taken inspiration from the recent #EggplantFriday trend when he went in to sculpt this piece.

I've never been attacted to an inatimate object but that chub is doing something to me. Check out the statue below.